Kickin’ It with Kiz: What would Rockies fans think if Trevor Story joined Nolan Arenado in St. Louis?

There’s nary uncertainty successful my caput Nolan Arenado and Trevor Story person spoken astir Trev coming to St. Louis arsenic a escaped agent. The Cardinals person a request astatine shortstop. It volition travel down to price, due to the fact that the squad has different holes to fill.

David, Beaver Dam, Ky.

Kiz: Not to beryllium a shameless name-dropper, but arsenic my person Tom Green (the handsome dude connected 9News) precocious suggested, the Cardinals mightiness person an other $50 cardinal stuffed nether the mattress to lure Story to St. Louis. Hmm, wonderment wherever the Cards mysteriously came up with that $50 milllion …

I would consciousness much comfy astir the Avalanche goaltending if we inactive had Philipp Grubauer.

Daniel, defensive-minded

Kiz: The unit present astatine Kickin’ It Headquarters mightiness consciousness much comfy if the Avs did little talking astir winning championships until aft they learned however to triumph much than 1 playoff series.

Nuggets guardant Michael Porter Jr. is simply a self-centered, brushed subordinate that doesn’t privation the COVID-19 vaccine. I americium 93 years aged with 2 doses of the vaccine, and program to get the booster shot. I bash it for myself, my household and each of society.

Big Jer, bully neighbor

Kiz: Well, immoderate young players who instrumentality large pleasance successful shooting person yet to larn the joyousness of assisting teammates. Thanks for being a generous teammate, Big Jer.

Where did you get your doctorate, Kiz? MPJ has had the China flu twice, Einstein. He doesn’t request a shot. Who gives you the close to play God … oregon the close to beryllium a communist czar? This is America. Nobody has the close to archer idiosyncratic what to enactment successful their body. If I person the close to determine what goes successful your body, possibly I should shove my hockey instrumentality …

S.P., state fighter

Kiz: So I stitchery you similar hockey? Might I suggest you walk little clip watching Tucker Carlson connected tv and much clip watching Nathan MacKinnon? Oh, that’s right. You astir apt can’t ticker the Avs connected your TV. Sorry for bringing up different sore topic.

Maybe turn a brain, Kiz.

John, Denver

Kiz: After decades erstwhile the grey soil successful my caput bore nary fruit, I’ve discovered it’s imaginable to turn hairsbreadth wrong my ears. So possibly there’s anticipation for me, aft all.

And today’s parting changeable is praise humbly accepted by 1 of the worst students successful the past of the University of Missouri’s journalism program.

As a precocious retired prof who has had to work much scholarly works and pupil essays than I tin count, I wanted to telephone attraction to the bonzer penning of Mark Kiszla. Most radical walk their clip commenting connected his beardown but ever well-founded opinions. I wanted to punctual everyone of what a large writer helium is.  A bully illustration of Mark’s entertaining prose:  “The Broncos are 3-0*.”  He past explained the reasons for the asterisk, arsenic good arsenic hoping linebacker Von Miller kicks Lamar Jackson’s “asterisk” — each successful the archetypal fewer sentences of his column. This is conscionable 1 of galore examples of Mr. Kiszla’s craft, for which, among different things, helium should beryllium celebrated.

Paul, CU-Boulder